Well That Didn't Work

BATTLE OF THE SEXES
For once (and this may shock you,) I only have good things to report. After shopping with the girls on Sunday, I thought I'd hang out with some of the boys last night. Zak and I were going to continue our neverending air hockey tournament (current score: 3-3) but since I arrived before he did, I was in the middle of a game with this guy, Jeff, when he arrived. Jeff is one of my poker buddies (not that I've played that much poker;) he's a nice guy as a friend, but I'd never date him (a fact that he refuses to accept.) He's jokingly narcissistic, chauvinistic and kinda sleezy but that actually makes for good fun. For example: While I was setting up for the air hockey match, Jeff approached me and said, "so they let women play this now, huh?" to which I replied, "ya, I hear in some states I can vote now too." He constantly makes references to his desire for us to have sex..."Of all the girls on this campus, I feel so lucky that you've deemed me worthy enough to pleasure you." He asked how many people had heard me say that; he found two witnesses. It's fun to torment him, not in a flirtatious way...he ought to know by now that I'm not interested. Still...when Zak was one point from victory during one of our games, he said, "dude, why don't you just finish her off already?" I retorted with an "at least he'd be able to." The implication was pretty clear to him and all of his buddies who'd been watching our verbal battle-of-the-sexes...they all cracked up laughing. It was fun.

I have yet to start writing those ten page papers...hmmm...I should get on that. Where did I put my notes...? Comments ()

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