Well That Didn't Work

MY GENIUS
My grandmother announced to everyone this evening that her sister had been diagnosed with Cellulitis; its not surprising actually, my grandmother has a compulsion to tell everybody everything. Anywho, my dad asked my grandfather (a retired doctor) what Cellulitis was exactly and after he'd answered, I chimed in "and its often mistakenly diagnosed as necrotizing fasciitis." My grandfather looked at me kind of flummoxed and my father looked at him as if to ask if my statement was valid and after a moment of silence, my grandfather's astonished look disappeared and he asked me how I knew that. "I know everything," I told him. "When will everyone believe me?" Oh, it was classic. Just another example of all the weird stuff I have stored in my head.
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