Well That Didn't Work

BEING A PYROMANIAC IS MORE FUN THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
Dave and John upstairs both do lighter tricks all the time. Watching them the other night got me thinking that if I learned how to do some of those tricks, I could increase my tips when I start working at a bar. C'mon, wouldn't you tip a bartender more if they lit your cigarette with their fingers than a little lighter? (Ya, Dave taught me how to "hold" fire in your hand for a while.) Anyway, I ordered a lighter online and it arrived today. It's really cool. Matt even paid to have it engraved (his belated Christmas gift to me.)

I've already learned three tricks, but I ran out of flint within 3 hours of having the lighter because I was practicing them so much. Oh well, I'll get more when I go to Georgetown next week.
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